Meme Fiction

Day 8: Favorite Death Scene

*Sigh* If only Powerglide had a death scene.

But this will suffice.

I love this scene, all because of Galvatron’s line, “Here’s a hint!” Brilliance. Sheer brilliance.


Watching Blue’s Clues


FIGHT.

FIGHT.


Day 7: Best Soundtrack

Duh-doy.

Like there’s anything else it could be. I mean, I hear that song and I’m just like:


I’ll just leave this here.

I’ll just leave this here.


Day 6: The Transformers Universe that should have never been created

The unfortunate train wreck that was Beast Machines.

I do not think that Beast Machines should have existed because Beast Wars was over. Finished. There shouldn’t have been anything after it. But for some ridiculous reason, Megatron escaped and totaled Cybertron in, what, a few hours? The whole premise of the show was just poor. The writing was less than stellar, the characters were bad and their new forms were worse. And Megatron was somehow simultaneously a a robot and a dragon…wolf…thing?

Where did the wolf even come from? And why did Megatron suddenly hate his dragon mode so much? It was really just bad.


He just keeps going, and going, and going….

He just keeps going, and going, and going….


Day 5: Favorite Transformers Universe

Oh, that’s easy.

It’s motherfucking Beast Wars, bitches.

I love Beast Wars to no end. The voice acting, the characters, and dat story….

Beast Wars is the shit.


Day 4: Least Favorite Decepticon(s)

Now, unlike my last three posts in this challenge, this one actually took some thinking. When I actually sit down and think about it, I can’t really think of many Decepticons I hate, or at least don’t like.

But if I have to, here goes:

Is it cheating to say both?

I just never liked the battlechargers. They were little more than a quick Decepticon equivalent to Topspin and Twin Twist. I mean, I don’t have any sort of vendetta against them like I do with Powerglide, but their characters never appealed to me at all. That’s why I kill them quickly in all my stories.


Day 3: Least Favorite Autobot

This fucking douchebag.

That’s right, I hate Powerglide. Like, this didn’t even take a moment’s thought. I hate his stupid robotic guts. He is a robot who is the size of BUMBLEBEE (Whom I hate almost as much), and yet manages to turn into a full-sized Thunderbolt II. What the fuckity fuck.

It’s not even full-sized. It’s bigger. It can fit Bumblebee inside it.

Just…I just hate him. He sucks. He’s such a cocky cock. “And away we go!”

Yeah, shut the fuck up, Powerglide. No one likes you.


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